It feels like this took forever…but it actually only took four days. Apparently my internal clock needs to be wound again.
Let me just take a moment to say: I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World. I solemnly refuse. The only part of this film I will not outright deny the existence of is the cream colored dress Pocahontas wears at some point. That dress is the only tolerable part of that movie—which doesn’t exist.